
Help Me Get Heart Surgery

I like how I said goodnight FIVE PAGES AGO
erryday
I thought of you when Dean said this line. haha.
YESSSSSSS! I THOUGHT OF ME TOO!
Does that make me conceited? I think no, but I could be wrong. I am a little drunk.
Why would it make you conceited? You like to sleep. lol.
THE CLUB CAN’T EVEN HANDLE YOU RIGHT NOW.
stop it.

But I miss my cuddle buddy. :(
There’s this little hole in my ceiling right above my bed and I always mistake it for a spider and freak out a bit

I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see that.
And THIS is why I adore Catherine Tate. She’s loud and brash but in quieter moments… her soul comes shining through and it makes everything about her so much more beautiful.
I love this so much.
I probably used probably probably too much, probably.
I didn’t even notice. Apparently I just like being redundant. :)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
“…and now I shall rip you apart from the inside for not using me.”

